Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
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Thao Vang Lor: What was it like to kill someone?Walt Kowalski: You don't want to know.
Thao Vang Lor: What are we doing?Walt Kowalski: You wanna carry your tools in a rice bag?
I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.
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