Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.
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The Rebs have decided that bridge is the key to this whole area. Stupid, useless bridge! Flyspeck on Headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed. Otherwise the key'll get rusty and just be a spot on the wall.
You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
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