The Apartment quotes

Fran Kubelik: Shall I light the candles?
C.C. Baxter: It's a must! Gracious living-wise.

Fran Kubelik, C.C. Baxter

Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout.

Fran Kubelik, C.C. Baxter

C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.
Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.

C.C. Baxter