American Pie quotes

Stifler's Mom : I got some scotch.
Finch : Single malt?
Stifler's Mom : Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

Nadia

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Jim Levenstein

Michelle : Now, I have 2 rubbers. Wear them both. It will desensitize you. I don't want you cumming so damn early this time.
Jim : What makes you think that I would cum early?
Michelle : Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.
Jim : Yes I am.

Jim Levenstein