House M.D. quotes

Dr. Robert Chase: Happy Valentine's Day.
Dr. Allison Cameron: A holiday that only applies to people who are already paired up. For everyone else, it's Wednesday.
Dr. Robert Chase: Wow. Thank you for that dash of cold water.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Robert Chase

He can't tell his fiancee he's gay, how's he gonna tell her he's pregnant?

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Robert Chase: This kid is not Esther. You screwed up, she died. I'm sorry, but that does not mean this kid is dying as well.
Dr. Gregory House: Geez. You get testy when you don't get any fuzz.

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House