House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.
Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.
Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.

Dr. Eric Foreman

Dr. Eric Foreman: Think she can do the broken cowboy?
Thirteen: God, I hope so.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Thirteen

Patient's in cardiac arrest. Ouchy!

Dr. Gregory House