Dr. Gregory House: Need to get a better look at your rash.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Use your imagination.Dr. Gregory House: Fine. Shall I go with "Lifeguard Cuddy" or "Mother Superior Cuddy"?
Martha Masters: There has to be some kind of inciting psychological incident.Dr. Robert Chase: This is perfect for you. You get all the human interaction you crave without any actual human interaction.Martha Masters: She was a cheerleader. Hah.Dr. Robert Chase: You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself.Martha Masters: Popular, beautiful, gregarious.Dr. Robert Chase: Hydrogen sulphide is about two parts per billion, the the size of healthy fart. I'll be back for you in July.
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
You're not acting like House. You are like him.