Dr. Gregory House: My patient is about to have a heart attack. It's gonna be massive!Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Oh, well, that's too bad 'cause I just got tickets to a stroke on the third floor.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?Dr. Gregory House: No, it's hugely manipulative.
My parents loved me unconditionally. Get out of here.
Dr. James Wilson: You! You! You! You were gonna let me do that?Dr. Gregory House: You made a compelling argument.Dr. James Wilson: You sent those flowers to me!Dr. Gregory House: Yes, because you took her to a play. And because actually you do wanna march down there and kiss her.Dr. James Wilson: No, I don't.Dr. Gregory House: Yes, you do.Dr. James Wilson: You're right.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously?Dr. James Wilson: No. You're a jerk.Dr. Gregory House: Night, Wilson.Dr. James Wilson: Night, House.